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You’re so thirsty, so why not let them know what you want a nice long suck of? Just be sure to watch out for the fangs! 🧛🏻‍♂️

These sexy Halloween-themed boyshorts are sweet and spicy, just like you.

The design is centered on the back of the boyshorts and features two bats with the words “I'm no vampire, but I know how to suck” across the booty. 

This pair of underwear would go perfectly with your sexy Halloween costume, but hey, we won’t judge if you wear them all year long. 😏

 

I'm No Vampire, But I Know How to Suck • Boyshorts • Orange

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You’re so thirsty, so why not let them know what you want a nice long suck of? Just be sure to watch out for the fangs! 🧛🏻‍♂️

These sexy Halloween-themed boyshorts are sweet and spicy, just like you.

The design is centered on the back of the boyshorts and features two bats with the words “I'm no vampire, but I know how to suck” across the booty. 

This pair of underwear would go perfectly with your sexy Halloween costume, but hey, we won’t judge if you wear them all year long. 😏

 

Formerly known as knaughty knickers

We're too sexy for Etsy!

After 7 incredible years, more than 60,000 orders, and a 5-star rating, we've officially said buh-bye to Etsy.

Don't worry — we haven't abandoned you. Your affordable fetish gear is here!

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